perfectlies

I don't read instructions, I push on pull doors, I trip up the stairs, I'm dirty minded, and there's plenty of girls who are more beautiful than me. I'm the type of person who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny. I can be sexy and I know it, but I'm too lazy to show it. When something exciting happens I randomly start slapping the person next to me. I can get jealous, I can get mad, I worry sometimes and I get curious.

But if you can deal with that, here I am.